just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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