Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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