I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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