Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
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I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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