Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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