I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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