what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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