I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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