Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
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I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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