it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
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No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
that is very illegal...i love you.
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