: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
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you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
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Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom