I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Women Are Tweeting Photos Of Their Underwear To Support Rape Victim Whose Thong Was Cited During Trial
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
21 ‘Don’t Say It’ Tweets That Are Gonna Get Said Every Damn Time
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend