There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
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Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
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We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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