My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
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She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
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Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
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