You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
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okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
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Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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