I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
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It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
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I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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