A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
I have demons in me.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
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Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
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I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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