actually, I'm a sock model
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
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So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
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Regret, thy taste is box wine.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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