How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Well I just put wine in my tea
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize
