anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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