you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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