I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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