Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
There are leaves in my underwear?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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