i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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