I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
He did a backflip because drugs
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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