And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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