my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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