What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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