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I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.

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(734): I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me. http://tfl.nu/tn93

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Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"

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(269): Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision" http://tfl.nu/cg26

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(516): View more from New York

They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.

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(516): They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were. http://tfl.nu/skxs

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(931): View more from Tennessee

How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.

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(931): How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you. http://tfl.nu/giys

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(206): View more from Washington

Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.

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(206): Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year. http://tfl.nu/cw7s

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(605): View more from South Dakota

We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.

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(605): We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone. http://tfl.nu/46r1

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(613): View more from Ontario

Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.

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(613): Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar. http://tfl.nu/8auj

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(630): View more from Illinois

he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening

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(630): he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening http://tfl.nu/ov5q

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(720): View more from Colorado

I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.

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God I adore you.

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(720): I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night. (303): God I adore you. http://tfl.nu/8nlv

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(518): View more from New York

Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.

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(518): Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes. http://tfl.nu/4mei

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(727): View more from Florida

I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.

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(727): I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry. http://tfl.nu/459t

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(352): View more from Florida

Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month

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(352): Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month http://tfl.nu/4t8s

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(914): View more from New York

Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up

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(914): Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up http://tfl.nu/yx6y

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever

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They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.

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(401): I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever (1-401): They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense. http://tfl.nu/jju4

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(949): View more from California

"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.

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(949): "Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment. http://tfl.nu/f4dn

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