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  Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again

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  23 Parents Gave Awful Advice about “The Birds and the Bees”

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.

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• (949): View more from California

  Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  All my credit cards need to be pressure washed

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.

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  These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.

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• (760): View more from California

  I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..

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