scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
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Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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