she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
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We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
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Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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