Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
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To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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