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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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