I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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