im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
we should paint friendship bongs
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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