He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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