all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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