i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
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It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
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I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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