please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
