He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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