so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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