anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
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Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
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You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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