I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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