I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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