Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
handjob tips. give me some.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Randomize
