I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Holy sore nipples Batman
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
