Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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