drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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