chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
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You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
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If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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