That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
My dick has a subreddit
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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