You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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