ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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