I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
