At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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