Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
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