Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
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I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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