Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
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Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
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I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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